new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
