so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
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