is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
How does one acquire holy water?
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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