He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
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