you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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