Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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