How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
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