ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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