does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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