Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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