My hand turned me down
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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