The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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