Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
Randomize
