I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I need to wash the frat house off of me
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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