Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
she smelled like a LAN party
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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