"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I'm sobbing to NWA
I am never drinking with the goths again.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
