I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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