I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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