life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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