Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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