Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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