Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
We're too hungover to prance.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
do nipples grow back?
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