So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
