So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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