She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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