If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
Randomize
