Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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