i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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