it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
40s are totally the cure
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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