I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
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