I like my sex mixed with concussions.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
He passed out mid-signature
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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