Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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