Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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