I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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