so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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