Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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