so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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