My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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