when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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