Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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