at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Randomize
