I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Randomize
