I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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