You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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