i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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