it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
And then my night got REAL pukey
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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