Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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