We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
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