I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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