i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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